Which fruit must be courted traditionally? Cantaloupe.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...What do rabbits say before feasting on your garden? “Lettuce prey.”
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Will cocoa products make you tardy? Yes, you will be choco-late!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I put LSD in my cornflakes. It was so cereal.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What do you say after a dinner guest spills her dessert? A: “Thanks again for dropping pie.”
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...How does a bunny eat? A: Very carrotfully!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I ate lots of beans. Now I’m like the Beach Boys, feeling the gut fibrations.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Everything you eat tastes like licorice? Talk about anise problem to have.
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