A pistachio pun is nut thing to be proud of.
Will cocoa products make you tardy? Yes, you will be choco-late!
What do you say after a dinner guest spills her dessert? A: “Thanks again for dropping pie.”
If I follow a Mediterranean diet, olive oil long time.
I’m an investor in mashed potatoes. I receive lump some payments.
How does a bunny eat? A: Very carrotfully!
Insect protein is a locust alternative to meat.
I want to dip you in melted cheese! I’m just so fondue you.
Why did the priest eat nothing but kitchen scraps and refuse? Because he said, “It’s God’s swill.”
If I were on death row and they denied me my last meal, and sent me straight to the gallows instead, I would get hangry.