A dry Xmas turkey has been thoroughly de-baste.
Wanna hear a cereal pun? I’m not sure you’re Shreddie for it.
I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.
Filling sausages for a living? That’s a wurst-case scenario.
What constitutes a big breakfast? Well, in France, an egg is an oeuf to eat.
What do you call poutine without gravy, or cheese curds? Routine.
Don’t eat venison. Too many caribouhydrates.
A pistachio pun is nut thing to be proud of.
Will cocoa products make you tardy? Yes, you will be choco-late!