I’m an investor in mashed potatoes. I receive lump some payments.
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The bun rises in the yeast.
Lindt has a new chocolate ball; they call them Cocoanuts.
Would I like to be a sandwich model? Yes, I sub pose I would.
Gandhi was a pacifist, but during a bread shortage he got so hungry he advocated naan-violence.
When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.
What constitutes a big breakfast? Well, in France, an egg is an oeuf to eat.
What do rabbits say before feasting on your garden? Â “Lettuce prey.”
Everything you eat tastes like licorice? Talk about anise problem to have.
Call me a pervert, but I once enjoyed watching a chickpea. Does that make me hummus sexual?