Maybe you think it’s hoagie, but to prepare myself for a large sandwich, I always sing ‘A Mayonnaising Graze.’
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When I put yeast in my broth I was soup rised at the outcome.
I ate lots of beans. Now I’m like the Beach Boys, feeling the gut fibrations.
Murphy’s Slaw: If cabbage can go rotten, it will.
Filling sausages for a living? That’s a wurst-case scenario.
Choking on your breakfast can be eggs aspirating.
If a chicken’s too fat, it tastes meaty yolker.
Which fruit must be courted traditionally? Cantaloupe.
Insect protein is a locust alternative to meat.
I gave up surfing in Hawaii to make sandwiches. Now my life is very sub dude.