Hear about the dyslexic chemist who would have sex with birds? He insisted on studying the properties of mangeesium.
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The lady bug mated with her ant. It was an insectuous relationship.
My Scottish friend complained that his sheep orgy was broken up by the cops. I consoled him saying “I feel four ewes.”
Whenever I see a sick ungulate, I rip its clothes off. Which makes me a barer of bad gnus.
Movie about erotic encounters with primates: Gorillas in the Mister
How do you inspire a man who loves sheep?
“Ewe conduit!“
The French paparazzi accused the celebrity of bestiality. They claim he was caught in the boeuf.
Is it true Randy Bok-man has a thing for chickens?
Which ungulate absconded with his mother’s sister?
The antelope.