Hear about the Scotsman who enjoyed bondage? He lived in ram shackle housing.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I was mocked for being insufficiently Scottish. They actually threatened to have me kilt.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The Scotsman’s lover cheated on him. How did he feel?
Ewesed.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...There was a Scottish King who didn’t love sheep. He was labeled a Ewe-shirker.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Is it true Dutch people get aroused when visiting Scotland?
Yes, they’re like clogs in heath!
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Scotsmen are easily lamb-pooned.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...A Scottish cat, aka a plaid o’puss.
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...NED: I’ll never make a pun about sheep incest
ED: C’mon, just lamb poon them a little bit…
NED: There you go again, pressing my muttons!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who forces me to wear a kilt should be tartan fettered.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...They’re making a sequel to Braveheart, where William Wallace invents the famous Scottish kilt. The film’s working title is Gonad with the Wind.
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