In Scotland all roads lead to loam.
scottish jokes
NED: I’ll never make a pun about sheep incest
ED: C’mon, just lamb poon them a little bit…
NED: There you go again, pressing my muttons!
What’s a Scotsman’s favourite Ricky Martin song?
She Baangs
My Scottish friend complained that his sheep orgy was broken up by the cops. I consoled him saying “I feel four ewes.”
Anyone who forces me to wear a kilt should be tartan fettered.
They’re making a sequel to Braveheart, where William Wallace invents the famous Scottish kilt. The film’s working title is Gonad with the Wind.
Hear about the Scottish dwarf who owned a microbrewery, and was also a vampire?
They called him Plaid the Imp Aler.
The Last King of Scotland was also eweslurped.
What did the Scottish dwarf have under his garments? Rumpled kilt skin.
Hear about the Scotsman who enjoyed bondage? He lived in ram shackle housing.