Do rowdy sea creatures have barnacle fistfights?
violence
If you beat someone with a glass flask, you’ll inflict bottley harm.
When I saw the large Rocky Mountain deer getting beat up, all in a row, I was shocked. It was an elk-align battery.
Race me to that glass of vegetable juice, and I will beet you to a pulp.
When Tyson bit Holyfield, it was earie.
The magician nonchalantly stabbed his assistant, displaying remarkable slayed offhand.
So… I beat my boss over the head with a pie chart. And they charged me with a graph-aided assault.
I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.
Don’t discuss units of heat with me. I will BTU!
My friend hit me with a book. I said ‘Quit spine on me!’


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