When accusing an elderly comedian of assault, there has to be probable Cosby.
violence
When I stepped on a landmine, I felt defeeted. But there were violent protests in support of me – so I did enjoy some no toe rioty.
What does receiving a beating by police actually taste like? Try the delicious new snack : Truncheon Munch.
Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.
Do rowdy sea creatures have barnacle fistfights?
Only when you are exposed to cannon fire, will you be one with the holey fodder.
Kung fu actor Bruce E.Z. Lee couldn’t take a punch.
Creatures that rapidly expand and then explode are all swell and gooed, but where’s the pun?
So… I beat my boss over the head with a pie chart. And they charged me with a graph-aided assault.
My friend Grant had his skin forcibly removed. What a flay Grant violation.