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01/07/2024

I took a swing at the fog, but I mist.

(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

12/29/2023

I was mocked for being insufficiently Scottish. They actually threatened to have me kilt.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

11/30/2023

If they killed all the sheep it would be a cull lambity.

(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

09/22/2023

Last night I fought a tree. I was punch trunk.

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

09/09/2023

Magician’s assistants are highly sawed after.

(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

08/29/2023

If you are attacked by an artist wielding an etching tool — run! For you are engrave danger. Seek refuge in your local embossing.

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08/22/2023

When accusing an elderly comedian of assault, there has to be probable Cosby.

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

07/03/2023

When I stepped on a landmine, I felt defeeted. But there were violent protests in support of me – so I did enjoy some no toe rioty.

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

06/15/2023

Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.

(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)