A mugger attacked me with a sharp tool, but I knocked him out with a stale baguette. This proves that loaf conquers awl.
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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Last night I fought a tree. I was punch trunk.
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When I stepped on a landmine, I felt defeeted. But there were violent protests in support of me – so I did enjoy some no toe rioty.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What does receiving a beating by police actually taste like? Try the delicious new snack : Truncheon Munch.
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.
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