Only when you are exposed to cannon fire, will you be one with the holey fodder.
violence
Creatures that rapidly expand and then explode are all swell and gooed, but where’s the pun?
A punch to the side of the head, aka a knuckle ear missile.
If you shoot someone in the eye you might not kill them, but you might give them Glock coma.
What do you call a matador who gets trampled? A dor mat.
If you want to annihilate an encampment of clowns, don’t hold back: go for the juggle lair.


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