Another virus? I’m so Zika it.
in the news
Rob Ford’s favourite sport: the have pipe.
Castro was against neo-feudalism and for no-foodalism. Meanwhile Trudeau Fidels while Ottawa burns.
Star Trek TNG gossip: Picard filmed a provocative tape with Kim the Cardassian, and he didnt even riker. He wasnt even a tractor to her. She had photon mouth disease. But she had a crusher on him, and held on to the data anyway. When it was released he called her a dirty Worf. She called him a little Wesley. They apparently used Vulcanized rubbers. But afterwards they weren’t beaming.
My ex-girlfriend got Ebola. What a dirty fluidsy.
Obama is always put on a POTUSdal.
Uber is in trouble because it doesn’t pay any taxi.
When things get too Greece-y, I say “E-U.”