Puns tagged ‘in the news’:
01/11/08
Irate protesters in Pakistan won’t rest until Musharraf is hung like a horse. That won’t be too hard, as he claims he can already pack his Stanfield.
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The New Orleans levy inspectors will be forever dammed. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...12/30/07
Pakistani President Musharraf is an excellent dancer. In the last few days, he showed the world he knows how to shake his Bhutto.  (2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/29/07
In the days leading up to Christmas, people in San Francisco did everything they could to avoid the mauls, as they were a real zoo. The only people who weren’t worried were lawyers with an escape claws. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...12/18/07
The state of emergency may be over, but the President’s dictatorship in Pakistan remains Pervez-ive. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...12/11/07
Breaking News: Conrad Black just felon hard times. The newspaper magnate has attracted a lot of press recently. (1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5) Loading ...11/11/07
Look out Pakistan - there’s a Musharraf in town! (Rate This Pun) Loading ...11/07/07
My friend Chad once had dimples. Now he has a florid a-ppearance, after being gored in the bush. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...06/28/07
Saddam gained weight in his later years. He was known as the Ba’ath tub. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/27/07
Saddam had one cousin, a punster, who escaped prosecution. His name was Comic-ali, and he sassed the Kurds. (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5) Loading ...06/19/07
NED: The Gaza conflict troubles me. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/20/06
It’s important to make jokes about the New Orleans disaster. Tragic situations demand a bit of leveety. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...07/29/06
It was recently discovered that spearfishers are gay. Because they Lance Bass. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/19/06
War on Terror prisoner scandals? Man, shit keeps hitting the fan down in Cuba. They should call it One Mo’ Ton O’ Guano Bay. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...04/25/06
The angry mob tortured the newspaper editor by cooking him inside a Rose of Mohammed. It was the dark days - of the Danish Imposition.  (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...03/11/06
Presidential Pancake Advisor, Karl Shrove, always waffled on the issues. He was always out checking his Blueberry. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...02/24/06
They depicted Mohammad’s donkey in a Danish newspaper cartoon. It was an insult to his llama. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...12/10/04
Four words to describe the war in Iraq: it’s Sad, Damn Huge Shame
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