Rob Ford’s favourite sport: the have pipe.
politics
What Obama suffered from after the holidays: Presidential eggnog-urination.

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What describes Assad as ruler? A potent hate.
NED: Will Schwarzenegger be re-elected in California?
ED: Yes – he’s the two-terminator
Where does ISIS wish to conquer? A: Caliphornia.
They made a movie about Soviet censorship: The Hunt for Redactober.
I find that aldermen are too wooden.
How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order.
President Bush once took off his socks and spread out his pedal phalanges in Congress. He was criticized for abusing his ‘V’-toe.
Plastic fruit will be banned at the upcoming G8/20 summits in Toronto. Officials have to secure the pear-imitator.


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