Fight the Mujahideen? So viet.
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A tyrant is like bad weather: The reign never lets up.
Rob Ford’s favourite sport: the have pipe.
What Obama suffered from after the holidays: Presidential eggnog-urination.

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What describes Assad as ruler? A potent hate.
NED: Will Schwarzenegger be re-elected in California?
ED: Yes – he’s the two-terminator
Where does ISIS wish to conquer? A: Caliphornia.
They made a movie about Soviet censorship: The Hunt for Redactober.
I find that aldermen are too wooden.
How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order.

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