Hamas was elected in the Palestinian territories after promising not to implement environmental measures, such as the controversial car-bomb tax.
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In the US presidential primaries, vegetarians are overwhelmingly supporting the Democrats. To them Mitt is murder, and there’s no glove lost.
When Obama makes decisions he is unduly influenced by his Boehner.
Castro is getting rid of his nation’s humiliating food lineups. “Because,” he explained, “we are Queue-ban.”
Barack O’Bahama was the first Irish president of a Caribbean country.
High-ranking government ministers take taxis everywhere. They enjoy cabinet.
Some politicians are in the pocket of the mapmakers lobby, and other spatial interest groups.
When reporters asked the Iranian president how he felt about America, he responded, “My mood? I’m mad! Didn’tcha know that?”
Trump isn’t a politician. He’s appallitician.
When reporters asked Pierre Trudeau if his carpet would ever match his drapes, he replied “Just swatch me!”

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