What Obama suffered from after the holidays: Presidential eggnog-urination.
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(8 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...President Bush once took off his socks and spread out his pedal phalanges in Congress. He was criticized for abusing his ‘V’-toe.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Was the Reign of Terror peaceful? It was a blood-loss revolution, after all.
(5 votes, average: 2.20 out of 5)Loading...What describes Assad as ruler? A potent hate.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...To pass a law, the Queen must fart. Only then will it have royal ass scent.
(7 votes, average: 3.29 out of 5)Loading...When reporters asked the Iranian president how he felt about America, he responded, “My mood? I’m mad! Didn’tcha know that?”
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...The protestors outside the Bata factory outlet were zealously opposed to a woman’s right to shoes.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The embattled Russian emperor was thrown into a ditch. Upon being pulled out, he remarked, “I am not a fan of Czar chasm.”
(7 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)Loading...A fact-checker for the former VP candidate Sarah, aka a Palin-ontologist.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The blind man protesting outside the White House was brailling against authority.
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