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You can wed your lizard in the US. They just legalized marry iguana.
Plastic fruit will be banned at the upcoming G8/20 summits in Toronto. Officials have to secure the pear-imitator.
All political speechwriters should be sentenced to death by electoral-elocution.
The Icelandic parliament is in recess. Althings must come to an end.
The best place for a politician to apologize? Parle-lament.
President Ford wanted to go to China, but was accused of political Gerry Mandarin.
When they cloned the great communist philosopher, it was a re-Marxable achievement.
How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuing an eggs-accretive order.
Stephen Harper just gave Canada a kick in the arts.