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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘pens’:

10/13/17

If you see someone writing with their finger, you should offer them a pen for their thoughts.

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09/23/14

I sell plastic pens. I’m kind of a Bic deal.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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04/22/12

How does a permanent marker work? I simply can’t de-scribe it.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)
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