NED: My lawyer works for me, pro bono…
ED: Really!? Why, that’s fee-nominal!
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you fire someone arbitrarily, then it’s just cuz.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Sumos are litigious.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...At lunchtime do divorce lawyers go to the nearest feud court?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Hear about them suing the hot sauce companies? They’re finally going after Big Tabasco!
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Someone overturned my port-a-potty! So I pressed litigation, hiring lawyer John Flip Sues-a
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The speck of dust took another speck of dust to court, for reasons of tardiness. It was a particle-u-late matter.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Hear about the judge on steroids? He was caught taking human oath hormones.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...QUERIOUS GEORGE
Dear Pun Gents, I am seeking a team name for my trivia team. We are a) patent attorneys b) primarily gay c) raising the median age of this trivia night at a local bar by about ten years. Thoughts? ~George, Sydney
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Queriousity
- The Querymen
- Manswers
- Buzzundteit
- IP – In your Face!
- Attorney Men of Champions
- The Old Spicy Guys
- Lawful Crownal Knowledge
- Go Ogle It
- La Triviata
- Trebekistan
- ImPatents
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...When Dracula took the stand, the prosecutor probed quite personally into his undead lifestyle. The lawyer for the vampire objected, however. “Your honour,” he said, “council is bleeding the witness!”
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