What’s a lawyer’s favorite playground apparatus? The suings.
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NED: What can I do if someone tries to stick a pacifier up my butt?
ED: Take legal action – soother ass!
Lawyers in the produce industry have a turnip-client privilege. So do the advocados.
Why are midgets unable to legally sue anyone?
Because – there’s a stature of limitations!
The two lawyers had a torted affair.
Just before getting married, women may ask their fiancés to get a preen-up.
Did you hear that God is being sued for not allowing sinners into Heaven? The plaintiffs allege grace-based discrimination.
The homeless lawyer worked hobono.
Judge: “The defendant is accused of selling bootlegged copies of ‘Mony Mony’…”
Lawyer: “I object, your honour, this is Idol speculation!”
Chernobyl radiation victims can no longer sue. There is a statute of limb-mutations. The defendants will be held armless.