NED: My lawyer works for me, pro bono…
ED: Really!? Why, that’s fee-nominal!
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Chernobyl radiation victims can no longer sue. There is a statute of limb-mutations. The defendants will be held armless.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Someone overturned my port-a-potty! So I pressed litigation, hiring lawyer John Flip Sues-a
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The speck of dust took another speck of dust to court, for reasons of tardiness. It was a particle-u-late matter.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why are midgets unable to legally sue anyone?
Because – there’s a stature of limitations!
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...At lunchtime do divorce lawyers go to the nearest feud court?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...He may have written ‘Kill all the lawyers,’ but any lawyers who mock Shakespeare are dis’ bard.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...The private detective looked for suspicious clues in the court transcripts, but found it was a read hearing.
(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...The surfer enjoyed a white cap every night before bed. But when it was too dark to surf and he got injured, he couldn’t sue anyone. He had already waved his rights.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the basketball player being sued? What a bunch of hooplaw. I bet it never makes it to court.
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