There is no way to describe the scheming, abrasive mailman character on TV’s Seinfeld. He defies all Newmanclature.
Pun of the Day
Why is revenge a dish best served cold?
Because, it’s just ice.
Old MacDonald had a robot farm, A-I-A-I-O.
Florists work for peonies.
Mozart thought he was God. Whenever someone asked his name, he said “I am a deus.”
Bathhouse bordellos are no longer illegal. Ho sauna in the highest!
Nuts that help men get women: macadamia.
The mobster had a piano dropped on his head. That’s what happens with organized crime.
Childbirth is a broodal experience.
Pets are forbidden in brothels, unless they are hos broken.