Pun of the Day
I’m an investor in mashed potatoes. I receive lump some payments.
Sure, I’m overweight and flatulent – but is that so flabber gas sting?
I totaled my Audi. Now it’s an Inni.
Mapmakers are sure to get into heaven. They will have no trouble reaching the Perly gates.
The fourth Wise Man gave the baby Jesus a photo of Alfred E Neuman. It was known as the Gift of the Mad Guy.
I’m an expert on Fascist Italy. I know all sorts of Mussolinious trivia.
How do they seed clouds? Alter rain vehicles.
NASA left an astronaut on the Moon? Somebody owes somebody an Apollo guy.
German intellectuals have often been accused of taking Goethe hormones.


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