If you go to Medieval Times and watch the jousts, there is a sir charge.
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(6 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...NED: I dropped my jar of strawberry jam. It landed on the floor!
ED: Oh no.
NED: Now it’s busted. I wasn’t ex-pectin that.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The value of medicinal marijuana is a bit doobious. It shouldn’t be token seriously. Don’t get your nose out of joint, but there is a lot of spliffy new research that says so—420 new papers a year.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Morgan Tsvangirai, the leader of the opposition was silenced this week because he’s in Bob’s way.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...As a feminist, I don’t make jokes about hose. It is a socksist remark. It hits too clothes to home.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...These days all airlines offer services such as wifi and Sky pee.
(5 votes, average: 2.80 out of 5)Loading...You’re lucky if the composer of the Hungarian Rhapsody makes your acquaintance – you can add him to your Franz Liszt!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...There is no smoking in my menswear store. Clothes, but no cigar.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Will cocoa products make you tardy? Yes, you will be choco-late!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I put LSD in my cornflakes. It was so cereal.
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