I once hung out on a street corner in France. I rued the day.
Pun of the Day
Activists are protesting in the North Pole against Santa Claus. Specifically, his use of reindeer as sleigh labour.
Those who are willing to taste unfamiliar foods will try-yum-ph in the end.
I asked my family to flush the toilet for me. I believe in assisted sewagecide.
If Vanna White committed murder, would her M.O. be disemvoweling?
I bought a castle from a fat nobleman. I heard I could get a hefty viscount.
The Vatican ordered that the corpse of every future saint be blown to bits by artillery fire — “Because,” said the Pope, “they must be cannonized.”
Somebody offered me free coffee. I said, ‘Wow, that’s like winning the lattéry!’
Cats with spots may be forced to join a leopard colony.



