Cats with spots may be forced to join a leopard colony.
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(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Which broadcaster was too horse to read the news? Chevalter Kronkite. He was offered some water, but said ‘neigh‘, even though he knew it would stirrup trouble.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...When I suggested that washing your clothes in the toilet is a good idea, I was met with in crud dull a tee.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Frightened bovines act cow herdly.
(409 votes, average: 4.98 out of 5)Loading...I drank too much bouillon and now I pee soup.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Can ice cube trays be improved? You’ll have to undertake a freezability study.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...If I were a tree, I wood like poplar music. Especially Spruce Sprigsteen. Or Johnny Cash’s Balsam Prison Blues.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The man who didn’t use punchewuation ate his words. He was comma the earth.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Scientific research has become too consumer-driven. Entire disciplines have been compromised. Buyology is a good example.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I compulsively collect appetizers. I’m a bit of a hors d’oeuvre.
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