In Norway they enjoy Viking to work.
Pun of the Day
Homeless men in New England are standing in line – it’s Soup Bowl Sunday!
Salvador painted a psychedelic image of an alpaca, decked out in religious garb. He proclaimed, ‘Everyone must worship the Dali llama!’
What did the captain of the Titanic say after hitting the iceberg?
“This doesn’t boat well.”
NED: I just ate at a really expensive pancake place…
ED: Was it too much money?
NED: Absolutely. It was ugly, just a crepe and billage!
Prejudiced against punsters? You’re homophonic!
What’s a cannibal’s favourite dessert? Boys n berry pie.
When do Japanese warriors yell ‘Bonsai!’? A: When they send in the infant tree.
Some baseball players have a bat attitude.
Watching lactating gorillas really wets my ape tit.