Despite his claims, Al Gore didn’t invent Facebook and Twitter. He just said “So shall the Net work.”
Pun of the Day
If you want to become a good magician you ought to pocus on your craft.
The angry mob tortured the newspaper editor by cooking him inside a Rose of Mohammed. It was the dark days – of the Danish Imposition.
Which medieval scourge pre-dated spam?
Chainmail letters.
Don’t get involved with a barking canine; it’s a guaranteed booin’ doggle.
The film about the time composer Johann Sebastian so desperately needed money, he prostituted himself?
Broke Bach Mountin’.
If you get downsized from a castle, you’ve been de-moated.
Don’t put your boogers in the microwave. If you do, your goos is cooked.
Why did Frank Costanza serve chicken for Festivus?
Because he loved pole-tree .
I got demoted to working in a coal mine, which has put me in an un tannable situation.

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