What’s a dentist’s favourite garment?
A tee-thurt.
What’s a dentist’s favourite garment?
A tee-thurt.
Why does the Pope travel so much?
Because he’s a roamin’ Catholic!
Which firm demolishes houses in the simplest possible way?
Occam’s Razers.
Who do they call when a demon needs a personal trainer?
The exercist!
Did you hear about the diplomat who skipped out on Thanksgiving dinner to negotiate an Eastern European territory swap, and ended up getting Hungary for Turkey?
Why did the gadget lover praise the Lord when the PDF guide for his digital camera successfully opened?
Because the e-manual had come!