Those with anal fissures tend to be from Krakow.
Pun of the Day
The theatre actor with the seeing-eye dog was criticized for his led-in performance.
Why can prostitutes never be priests?
Because they’re lay people!
How do advertisers boost sales of Gravol?
They tell customers to take it at nauseum.
Which firm demolishes houses in the simplest possible way?
Occam’s Razers.
Who do they call when a demon needs a personal trainer?
The exercist!


