What is the best tool for treating ADD?
A short attention spanner.
What is the best tool for treating ADD?
A short attention spanner.
What’s a dentist’s favourite garment?
A tee-thurt.
Why does the Pope travel so much?
Because he’s a roamin’ Catholic!
Which firm demolishes houses in the simplest possible way?
Occam’s Razers.
Who do they call when a demon needs a personal trainer?
The exercist!
Why did the gadget lover praise the Lord when the PDF guide for his digital camera successfully opened?
Because the e-manual had come!