What a nice, genial voyeur I met the other day. I mean, he was good peephole!
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Brandy from Toronto:
What do you call an overly emotional gangster movie?
The Passion of the Heist!
Brandy says: “You really should hire me.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...After a rash of overflowing-urinal incidents, the toilet manufacturer’s stock began to plumb it.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Those with anal fissures tend to be from Krakow.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The theatre actor with the seeing-eye dog was criticized for his led-in performance.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Umpires eject anyone who gives heroin to an itchy bloodsucker – because it’s flea spikes and yer out!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Is Billy Idol satanic?
Yes – Mony is the root of all evil
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Why can prostitutes never be priests?
Because they’re lay people!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What did the out-of-work doctor say?
“Patients is a virtue!”
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...How do advertisers boost sales of Gravol?
They tell customers to take it at nauseum.
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