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01/13/200904/01/2007

NED: Who loaded the printer with the wrong-sized paper?
ED: I did.
NED: That’s dumb. Why’d you do it?
ED: April foolscap!

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01/14/200901/02/2007

Are there Spaniards in Oslo?

Norway Jose!

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01/14/200911/20/2006

Portobello mushrooms in the morning is a breakfast of champignons!

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01/14/200911/10/2006

What do you think about Polland?

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01/15/200909/13/2006

Those who make fun of Italian stereotypes, ironically enjoy drinking gourmet Italian coffee – particularly ‘mockaginos’.

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01/15/200908/09/2006

When Dracula took the stand, the prosecutor probed quite personally into his undead lifestyle. The lawyer for the vampire objected, however. “Your honour,” he said, “council is bleeding the witness!”

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01/15/200907/26/2006

It’s ok to bug a eunuch. They never get teste.

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01/15/200907/22/2006

The agrarian state was oft criticized for being dependent on foreign soil.

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08/08/200902/16/2006

Which African country is populated by pygmies?

S’malia!

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08/08/200902/04/2006

The pirate captain was on the prow-l, looking stern. His mates all bowed to him. “This is mission of great in-port.” He looked at his cannons, then gazed at the sky and said “Bless me Fodder.” His sailors warshipped him. What a bunch of frigate idiots.

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