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10/07/200910/09/2005

In frontier times, the town of Arial, Nebraska, was suffering mayhem. It was sans sherif.

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10/07/200910/02/2005

In Greece do they deliver packages with Feta-Ex?

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10/15/200909/25/2005

When bra manufacturers get a coffee, they like it in a cup; that is, if there should be cups, and assuming they can even see cups; then they drink from de cup, but if they drink too fast they’ll get the hiccups!

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10/15/200908/27/2005

NED: Are you going to the fumigation convention?
ED: Yeah, I picked up a couple ticks!

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10/15/200908/18/2005

Enjoy the sunshine? Yucatan in Mexico.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

10/15/200908/10/2005

The sculptors up in Nunavut are known for their three-dimensional relief technique aka the Deep Frieze.

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10/15/200908/08/2005

Kepler and Galileo were deadlocked in the finals of the Great Astronomy Puns Contest. So judge Spooner was called in to Brahe-cho the Ty.

(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

10/15/200907/19/2005

What’s a close second to a Sex on the Beach?

A Crotch on the Rocks.

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10/15/200907/10/2005

In Russia do they search using Gogol?

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10/19/200906/17/2005

When asked for advice on mountain climbing by his Roman colleagues, Caesar replied, “K2, Brute.“

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