Are ‘fruity’ bananas afraid to come out, because of the pear pressure?
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...If I had a dollar for every time I puked, I’d be retch.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Let me tell you about the reek I’ve had: First off, I work at the ol’ factory. But a few days ago I ran into some cash problems, so I asked my boss for a smell favour. What was I stinking! Now I have to avoid her, cuz she nose I odour money. Hmm, maybe if I stop wearing deodorant to work, they’ll give me a high-ranking job?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The fourth Wise Man gave the baby Jesus a photo of Alfred E Neuman. It was known as the Gift of the Mad Guy.
(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Do pathologists shop at the coroner store?
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: You know, it’s really a crime to let untreated steel get wet.
ED: Really, that’s fascinating…
NED: Yes – once I was involved in a hit-and-run oxidant, and it led to my arrust.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...There is one news agency that never gets the story. They call it Loiters.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...During the government enumeration process, there was an old woman who kept handing out pie. She said, “It’s a treat for the census!”
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The Queen ordered that all the redwoods in England be cut down, because despite their height they gave very little shade. “They are guilty,” she said, “of high tree sun.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When a Cambodian warlord wants to put on alluring makeup, does he use ‘come-here’ rouge?
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