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01/02/200905/30/2006

NED: I’m against breastfeeding in public!
ED: Why’s that?
NED: Because – it’s such a sore-tit affair!

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01/02/200905/17/2006

Where did Judas betray Jesus?

In the Garden of Get-Some-Money.

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08/08/200902/26/2006

What do you call a tourist ripoff in Venice?

Gondola.

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08/08/200902/16/2006

Which African country is populated by pygmies?

S’malia!

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08/08/200902/04/2006

The pirate captain was on the prow-l, looking stern. His mates all bowed to him. “This is mission of great in-port.” He looked at his cannons, then gazed at the sky and said “Bless me Fodder.” His sailors warshipped him. What a bunch of frigate idiots.

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08/08/200902/02/2006

The Gents fear death from puncreatic cancer.

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08/08/200901/26/2006

Where does a German farmer keep his animal feed?

In the Barn Munch-hausen!

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08/08/200901/08/2006

Being a chimney sweep is a plume job. It soots them just fine.

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08/08/200901/07/2006

Are ‘fruity’ bananas afraid to come out, because of the pear pressure?

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10/07/200912/30/2005

If I had a dollar for every time I puked, I’d be retch.

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