The star proctologist was treated like a god. His patients were so in awe. They all lay prostate before him.
Pun of the Day
The authorities lifted the restrictions on chariots, and gave the people cart blanche to drive whatever they wanted. Everyone quickly jumped on the banned wagons.
Those who enjoy dipping their testicles in ice cream suffer from cone genital abnormalities.
Which boxer took so many punches he got a hole in the back of his head?
George Foramen.
In France, priests don’t drink milk. It must be because they’re not lait people.
Why won’t the priest let me urinate during confession? I just want some pee sin quiet!
When Sherlock saw the disemboweled murder victim’s coiled intestines, he said to Watson, “Alimentary, my dear.”
The fear of footnotes: aka appendix-cite-is.
How much of the Bible makes you want to sing?
Only Psalm of it.
Fondling your own clone is a perv version.


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