Alcoholics can’t play baseball. It’s a swig and a miss.
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(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Work metings are the ultimate form of punishment.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What ever happened to the Roman governor of Judea?
He got depressed, went broke, and became known as Pawn-shit Pilate .
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...NED: I’ve figured out a way to generate electricity—from sheep farts!
ED: Really? I never thought it could be done.
NED: Ass watt ewe stink!
(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)Loading...When Anne went Boleyn, she used her head and had a ball.
(18 votes, average: 4.39 out of 5)Loading...People enjoy social networking sites to escape the rat race. For example, www.mice-pace.com
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What did the Scottish baker say to the sheep?
I knead ewe!
(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Which Alaskan city is most anti-Semitic?
Juneau.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The worst ecological disaster in Chinese history was perpetrated after a wild night at a strip club, when Communist Party officials misheard their drunken President eagerly calling for “Three Gorgeous Dames!”
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...There are four sides to every car crash. That’s what they call a wrecktangle
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