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01/15/200910/21/2006

Did Judas avoid the stock markets?

No – in fact he was a day traitor.

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01/15/200910/18/2006

At the Second Gumming of Christ, Jesus will finally be crowned King of the Chews.

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01/15/200910/14/2006

Jesus was accused by his enemies of being a manipulative puppetmaster. They referred to Him as ‘SvenGalilee‘

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01/15/200910/07/2006

The Spearmint Killer held his victims at gumpoint. He threatened to blow everything up.

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01/15/200910/03/2006

The documentary about terrorists who flew a plane into a high school?

Boeing for Columbine.

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01/15/200909/13/2006

Those who make fun of Italian stereotypes, ironically enjoy drinking gourmet Italian coffee – particularly ‘mockaginos’.

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01/15/200908/09/2006

When Dracula took the stand, the prosecutor probed quite personally into his undead lifestyle. The lawyer for the vampire objected, however. “Your honour,” he said, “council is bleeding the witness!”

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01/15/200907/26/2006

It’s ok to bug a eunuch. They never get teste.

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01/15/200907/24/2006

Prisoners are allowed to grow vegetables – it’s in their con tract. Although, staff should always be garden them.

p.s. The Pun Gents were featured on CityTV’s Speakers Corner this past weekend! You can check out our shenanigans here.

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01/15/200907/22/2006

The agrarian state was oft criticized for being dependent on foreign soil.

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