I won’t stop eating until I weigh 2000 pounds, because I crave a ton o’ me.
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The go go dancer was fired for a legged incompetence.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...An eastern US mountain range by any other name would still be the Appalachian.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...If you’re good at speaking French you can parlez that into a good job.
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(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...If you get your private parts stuck in your zipper, you can call 1-800-CAUGHT-JUNK.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...I can only write while cranking my boombox. So what if I’m guilty of stereo typing.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Is my business just a cover for the Mafia? I take a front to that.
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Movie about the first female umpire: Official Called Wanda.
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