Don’t get involved with a barking canine; it’s a guaranteed booin’ doggle.
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...The film about the time composer Johann Sebastian so desperately needed money, he prostituted himself?
Broke Bach Mountin’.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you get downsized from a castle, you’ve been de-moated.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Don’t put your boogers in the microwave. If you do, your goos is cooked.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did Frank Costanza serve chicken for Festivus?
Because he loved pole-tree .
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I got demoted to working in a coal mine, which has put me in an un tannable situation.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...A chivalrous knight wears nice clothes: Mine is a suede of armoir.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Yodelling is a cry for alp.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who measures their caffeine intake is a tea-totaller.
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...A farting, spinning ungulate is the sign of a gnu whirled odor.
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