If you’re a slave, the own us is on you.
Pun of the Day
Parisians in an uproar about open air urinals? Eau de humanity!
Ethiopian dictator puns are Haile Selasscious.
I should get promoted because I gave you a hot beverage. After all, I have seen your tea.
Dustin ‘Offman is a neat freak.
Inventor of the horseshoe, aka Toe-mass Equinus.
Egypt’s failed hydro dam, aka the Joule of Denial.
My son complains he can’t play T-ball inside. I said “Sorry son, but there’s a lack of for T-ball housing.”
Trump’s trying to force a new one-sided trade deal on Canada and Mexico, aka HAFTA.
I realized I was an incredibly huge giant when I injured the mall of my back.


