If you touch the Queen’s head on a penny, you could be arrested; that’s what happens when you copper-feel.
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(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I find teen vampire dramas have badly written, acne’d plots.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The government bill to ban alcohol was met by a chorus of booze.
(10 votes, average: 4.70 out of 5)Loading...The Spearmint Killer held his victims at gumpoint. He threatened to blow everything up.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Which famous playwright made fruit smoothies?
Shakes pear.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Job posting for minotaurs: “seeking a bull bodied male.”
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Canada’s most famous dinosaur? Toronnosaurus Rex.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who licks an envelope is into mail bondage.
(5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When the B-52 bomber pilot got divorced, he had to pay loads.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Which actor wears a toupee? Harrison Ford.
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