Anyone who measures their caffeine intake is a tea-totaller.
Pun of the Day
A farting, spinning ungulate is the sign of a gnu whirled odor.
Why can’t J-Lo complete the purchase of her house?
Cuz she’s always in ass-grow.
Any plans to float a common currency are eurozoneous.
Audiences vote for the contestant with the best pubic hair on A merkin Idol. You can watch it on PuBeS.
After he spent too long in a steam room, they called him A Sauna been Laid in.
Mike Myers is rumoured to be starring as a French donkey scatologist, in So I Married an Ass Merdereur
Orphanages have become technologically advanced. The kids keep getting foster and foster.
I got into a yo-yo accident and now I’m in a whirled of hurt.
How do you leave a nightclub in Djibouti?
Just say, “DJ, I B outi!”

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