When I went to Tokyo, I noticed bacon in every restaurant! They told me “It’s pig in ya pan.”
Japan
Japanese shoguns were not allowed to carry concealed weapons.
Drinking Japanese beer makes me Sapporific.
Interest rates in Japan are compounded sumo-annually.
Do Japanese fisherman write hook-u poems? Do MENSA members write high-IQs? Do doves write high-coos?
When do Japanese warriors yell ‘Bonsai!’? A: When they send in the infant tree.
They are famous for bacon and eggs in Yolkohamma, Japan.
In Japan, the pack animals are rich. They´re mule yen aires. They´re absolutely loaded.
I’m moving to Japan, for the Sony weather.
Japanese cartoon gameshow: Whose Line Is It, Animé?