I want a girlfriend with regular bowel movements, and I’ll search the gal laxy to find her.
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Ladies, not having dating success? Talk to your guy-no-call-ogist.
When I got rejected by a woman who was hooked up to life support it was so invalid dating.
If someone asks ‘What’s ursine?’ Just point to the bearometer.
You’re dumping me for a chartered financial analyst? Go ahead, CFA care.
To set the mood, my girl microwaved some gorgonzola. Cheese so hot when she does that.
If you’re launching a dating website for overweight people, you probably need a meatier relations dept.
I had a communist lover. She left Marx all over my body. They’re only visible from certain Engels.
I went out with a tranny. It was great. By the end, I felt ex-Stacey.
Taking public transit is a good way to get late.