I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone.
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(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...My girlfriend’s belief in astrology taurus apart.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Some women are attracted to morons. They can’t resist a man in uninform.
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...Yes, I will stab a sweet potato with a plastic pen to impress a lover of Shakespeare. I yam Bic-pen to meet ‘er.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...My girlfriend complained I never took her anywhere, so we went to the Grand Canyon so she felt valley dated.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you see a cute eye doctor you should opt to meet her.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I want a girlfriend with regular bowel movements, and I’ll search the gal laxy to find her.
(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...If someone asks ‘What’s ursine?’ Just point to the bearometer.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...To set the mood, my girl microwaved some gorgonzola. Cheese so hot when she does that.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you’re launching a dating website for overweight people, you probably need a meatier relations dept.
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