I had a communist lover. She left Marx all over my body. They’re only visible from certain Engels.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend drives a steamroller. He’s a grade guy, a real smooth operator. He has a nice flat, and a level head. He’s really into community surface.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I’m really having fun dating a Star Wars character. It’s Ewok on the wild side!
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Carpenters are poly hammerous. They even do it with nailiens.
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I broke up with my camel. Too much dromedary.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...On a foggy day, I split up with my fiancée. Now I’m Girlless in the Mist.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Forget Christian Grey. That Earl Grey is such a teas.
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Dear Pun Gents, I just started my own matchmaking business and have been offered a five-minute slot on a South African radio station. The slot is called Pun Review. I need to tell people about dating, matchmaking, the first date, etc, and I need to use as many clever puns as I can. Please help!! ~Bonita, Johannesburg
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Our service is a model of a fish-in-the-sea.
- Looking to get lady?
- You pick up chicks or we pick up the cheque.
- Did somebody sneeze? Match-You!
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