Michael Phelps a ladies man? He thinks he’s God’s gift to swimmin’.
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I would never date a Japanese dentist enamel yen years.
My friend is a fighter pilot, and he’s into mach-making. He can introduce you to several G’s.
My sister is marrying an organ thief. She says she wants a man after her own heart, someone who can de-liver her from her troubles, and who’ll take care of her two little kidneys after she’s gone.
As for me, I married a woman who had her face surgically removed. For love no nose limits.
The marketer picked up women at the bar via direct male.
I broke up with my camel. Too much dromedary.
On a foggy day, I split up with my fiancée. Now I’m Girlless in the Mist.
Forget Christian Grey. That Earl Grey is such a teas.
MATCHISMO
Dear Pun Gents, I just started my own matchmaking business and have been offered a five-minute slot on a South African radio station. The slot is called Pun Review. I need to tell people about dating, matchmaking, the first date, etc, and I need to use as many clever puns as I can. Please help!! ~Bonita, Johannesburg
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Our service is a model of a fish-in-the-sea.
- Looking to get lady?
- You pick up chicks or we pick up the cheque.
- Did somebody sneeze? Match-You!