I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone.
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(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...An investor stole my girlfriend. He was a date raider. A stocker. He just wouldn’t share.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My sister is marrying an organ thief. She says she wants a man after her own heart, someone who can de-liver her from her troubles, and who’ll take care of her two little kidneys after she’s gone.
As for me, I married a woman who had her face surgically removed. For love no nose limits.
(9 votes, average: 4.89 out of 5)Loading...I made a pass, and the woman at the bar threw her drink at me. That sent Chivas down my spine.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...The marketer picked up women at the bar via direct male.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I broke up with my camel. Too much dromedary.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...On a foggy day, I split up with my fiancée. Now I’m Girlless in the Mist.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Forget Christian Grey. That Earl Grey is such a teas.
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Dear Pun Gents, I just started my own matchmaking business and have been offered a five-minute slot on a South African radio station. The slot is called Pun Review. I need to tell people about dating, matchmaking, the first date, etc, and I need to use as many clever puns as I can. Please help!! ~Bonita, Johannesburg
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Our service is a model of a fish-in-the-sea.
- Looking to get lady?
- You pick up chicks or we pick up the cheque.
- Did somebody sneeze? Match-You!
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