I teach a cooking class called ‘Insect Cuisine’. I have many, many stewed ants.
The insect screenplay was critiqued for an overuse of pest asides.
How would Alien Spider Trump rule? A: By eggsackutive order.
Blinking from fleas? Eye mite see a doctor.
Are you infested by insects? File a grieve ants.
My doctor recommended I treat my benign tumours by injecting them with live insects.
I refused, but he was in cyst ant.
Staying at a rundown Motel 6 and picking up scabies is ass lice of Americana.
What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants.
An existentialist’s biggest fear: a swarm of be.