I teach a cooking class called ‘Insect Cuisine’. I have many, many stewed ants.
insects
The lady bug mated with her ant. It was an insectuous relationship.
My doctor recommended I treat my benign tumours by injecting them with live insects.
I refused, but he was in cyst ant.
The war on flies in Mexico: aka the Zap a Tsetse Rebellion.
I was jailed for stealing bug spray. I’ll fix my life once I’ve repaid my DEET to society.
I borrowed from the bank to start my apiary. Now I have a horrendous bee owe problem.
Am I allergic to invisible parasites? I dust mite be.
A lot of volcano eruptions are caused by grubs. It must be all the moultin’ larvae.
I raise bees. I’m not a beef eater, I’m a bee feeder. It’s a nesty business, but I’ve learned to live and let larva. So, show me the honey.
Tout sweet.
Are you infested by insects? File a grieve ants.

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