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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘insects’:

09/26/14

One of the worst insect massacres in history was at the battle of Swatterloo.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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09/21/14

What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)
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08/04/14

An existentialist’s biggest fear: a swarm of be.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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04/28/14

Am I allergic to invisible parasites? I dust mite be.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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01/21/14

I worship fleas. Guess I’ve found real itchin’.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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11/29/13

There is no census for insects. I won’t count ten ants it.

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10/07/13

Does God have fleas? Yes, he’s the Lord, all mitey!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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10/04/13

My apartment was infested by a pair of insects, so I decided to charge them rent. Does that make me the lessor of two weevils?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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06/01/13

I knew a polygamist. Everytime he got stung by a bee, he broke out in wives.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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04/20/13

Nitting is a lousy hobby.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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