I was jailed for stealing bug spray. I’ll fix my life once I’ve repaid my DEET to society.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...I borrowed from the bank to start my apiary. Now I have a horrendous bee owe problem.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Am I allergic to invisible parasites? I dust mite be.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I raise bees. I’m not a beef eater, I’m a bee feeder. It’s a nesty business, but I’ve learned to live and let larva. So, show me the honey.
Tout sweet.
(5 votes, average: 1.80 out of 5)Loading...I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone.
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...I find insect vacations quite ant resting.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...My apartment was infested by a pair of insects, so I decided to charge them rent. Does that make me the lessor of two weevils?
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...The story about the boy who had imaginary insect friends was very knew antsed.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...What’s a louse’s favourite hobby? Nitting.
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