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Staying at a rundown Motel 6 and picking up scabies is ass lice of Americana.
| Topic: anatomy, insects, lice, scabies, vermin | COMMENT »
My apartment was infested by a pair of insects, so I decided to charge them rent. Does that make me the lessor of two weevils?
| Topic: insects, random, rent, vermin | COMMENT »
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