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Puns tagged ‘vermin’:

05/13/15

Staying at a rundown Motel 6 and picking up scabies is ass lice of Americana.

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10/04/13

My apartment was infested by a pair of insects, so I decided to charge them rent. Does that make me the lessor of two weevils?

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