Nitting is a lousy hobby.
insects
I tried some honey. It really was the bee’s sneeze.
Blinking from fleas? Eye mite see a doctor.
I worship fleas. Guess I’ve found real itchin’.
I knew a polygamist. Everytime he got stung by a bee, he broke out in wives.
My mother destroyed my insect colony. Such ma-level-ant behaviour!
Jesus preached his Thesis on Apiary Psychology, aka the Bee Attitudes.
Entomologists love tornadoes. It’s a perfect occasion to see a house fly.
How would Alien Spider Trump rule? A: By eggsackutive order.
Staying at a rundown Motel 6 and picking up scabies is ass lice of Americana.


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