How would Alien Spider Trump rule? A: By eggsackutive order.
insects
Staying at a rundown Motel 6 and picking up scabies is ass lice of Americana.
What is sure to ruin a hot-dog flavoured prophylactic? Condom ants.
I just got an insect sting up my anus. I think it was a bumholebee.
There is no census for insects. I won’t count ten ants it.
The insect screenplay was critiqued for an overuse of pest asides.
A lot of volcano eruptions are caused by grubs. It must be all the moultin’ larvae.
I borrowed from the bank to start my apiary. Now I have a horrendous bee owe problem.
So, I’m really into insects. My mom got upset this morning when I called and asked what her plans are for Moth Thursday.
OH MAG GOT!
Dear Pun Gents, this is for a project: I need fly-related puns. The names of the flies have to be incorporated with the puns.
Thank you! ~Sou, Seattle
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Yawn. Reading about flies all night makes me a bit drosophila.
- The fly diptera foot in the water.
- The buzz of a fly is muscidae to my ears!
- Horseflies make us stupid. They want tabanideas.
- Mayflies may not – which makes them easy to kill.