Call me apocalyptic, but department stores in Port-au-Prince are destined for an aisle Haitian.
My failure to succeed in the water vapour business was a mist stopper tunity.
Whenever I see five toes, I know something is a foot.
I borrowed your dog, didn’t return it, and now you’re acting all petulant?
Proctor & Gamble: a story of how I made my fortune invigilating exams, but lost it at the racetrack.
Dentists aren’t perfect; they are not without their floss.
Gossips are fun people, pry merrily.
My imagine hairy friend was quite hirsute.
Would a flower-powered car run on vase-oline?
I went to small claims court over a faulty bag of overly frozen vegetables; the case was heard by a just-ice of the peas.