People who forget to replace light bulbs are rather dim-watted.
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Where does a German farmer keep his animal feed?
In the Barn Munch-hausen!
The story about the winged creatures was ok, but at one point it became quite ridiculous. When the storyteller got to the part where a bird ate a bunch of sausages, I knew it had taken a tern for the wurst.
What’s the fastest fast food? A: Lamb-burger-inis.
Which fruit must be courted traditionally? Cantaloupe.
Would a flower-powered car run on vase-oline?
Anyone crossing the Lone Star State on foot surely Texas time.
I want to askew why you’re not straight with me.
Call me apocalyptic, but department stores in Port-au-Prince are destined for an aisle Haitian.
In the desert you always hear the same question: “Watch a dune?”

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