People who dislike comedy clubs suffer from skits-refrainia.
psychological disorders
There was an orphan boy who developed a peculiar phobia some time after his parents died: It seems the lad would go into absolute hysterics whenever he saw – get this – a group of musicians chewing fresh wintergreen sprigs!
Psychaitrists were called in, but to no avail: the docs could only explain the boy’s behaviour as a fear of a band on mint.
In a bizarre experiment to cure drug addicts, they fed them stimulants that made them feel obese and cranky, aka amfatandmeans.
How do you surgically remove bad memories?
Get a happendectomy.
People who keep repeating themselves are sick. They’re ill iterate.
Some ‘little people’ like to go on ‘power trips’. They’re mega low maniacs.


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