Whenever I’m feeling depressed, I go watch German acrobats. That turns my frau upside down.
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(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...I am paranoid about pickpockets. I have nervous of steal.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...All the self-mutilators live in Qatar.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Delusions of obesity? You might be a hippochondriac.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I build snowmen in my sleep. I suffer from snowmanbulism.
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Forecasts of bad weather make farmers bipolar. They’re almanac depressive.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Although they are annoying, don’t swat away the pigeons. They might get depressed, and commit shoo-aside.
(6 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the dyslexic man who would eat too much dessert, then immediately go play at the lanes?
He suffered from pie-bowler disorder.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...My greatest sphere is that the Earth is round.
(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Ashamed of my weight, I eat pies in secret. It’s a flandestine activity.
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