I compulsively collect appetizers. I’m a bit of a hors d’oeuvre.
psychological disorders
In a bizarre experiment to cure drug addicts, they fed them stimulants that made them feel obese and cranky, aka amfatandmeans.
Hear about the man who was forced to go to psychaitrist after starving his pet cat?
He had a Feed-a-puss complex!
How do you surgically remove bad memories?
Get a happendectomy.
After a heavy bookcase fell on him, the wounded soldier was never the same. It was a sad case of shelf-shock.
NED: I have an irrational fear that Santa will get tossed from his sleigh.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Claustrewphobia!
I don’t like cheap pens. I’m fauxbic.
People who keep repeating themselves are sick. They’re ill iterate.
Chimneys make Santa Claustrophobic.
Some ‘little people’ like to go on ‘power trips’. They’re mega low maniacs.