I stopped gambling after reading John Milton’s Pair o Dice Lost.
psychological disorders
Internet addiction is a big problem in E-stonia.
Did you hear about the dyslexic gambler who was addicted to Jack Black movies?
After a heavy bookcase fell on him, the wounded soldier was never the same. It was a sad case of shelf-shock.
Are bulimics all bile lingual?
Acting is tough. Many retired performers have post-dramatic stress.
Masochists love art; especially pain tings.
Stressed out? Consider hiring a dromedary – they have a very cameling effect.
Is someone who stomps on your foot a clap-toe-maniac?
Little known fact: the Mongol dictator had a stuttering problem. They called him Again-ghis Khan.

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