Masochists love art; especially pain tings.
psychological disorders
Stressed out? Consider hiring a dromedary – they have a very cameling effect.
Kleptomaniac amputees take a lot of faux toes.
Is someone who stomps on your foot a clap-toe-maniac?
Little known fact: the Mongol dictator had a stuttering problem. They called him Again-ghis Khan.
Whenever I’m feeling depressed, I go watch German acrobats. That turns my frau upside down.
I am paranoid about pickpockets. I have nervous of steal.
All the self-mutilators live in Qatar.
Delusions of obesity? You might be a hippochondriac.
I build snowmen in my sleep. I suffer from snowmanbulism.

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