Hear about the man who was forced to go to psychaitrist after starving his pet cat?
He had a Feed-a-puss complex!
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Loading... (Rate This Pun)Loading...psychological disorders
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Be careful if you sleep too much—you’ll end up deep rest.
(6 votes, average: 3.17 out of 5)Loading...What a nice, genial voyeur I met the other day. I mean, he was good peephole!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I was told to watch what I eat, so I swallowed my timepiece. My friends thought I was crazy and recommended I undergo Seiko-anal-lysis. But I wasn’t just going to shit on my hands and wait for time to pass.
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I have an irrational fear that Santa will get tossed from his sleigh.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Claustrewphobia!
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...A newfound cure for depression is esteem bath.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The crazy man who boasted about his second penis must have had delusions of glandeur.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I stopped gambling after reading John Milton’s Pair o Dice Lost.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Internet addiction is a big problem in E-stonia.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Did you hear about the dyslexic gambler who was addicted to Jack Black movies?
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