When MJ’s hair caught fire, was he a Jacko Lantern?
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Do Ms. Minelli’s ex-husbands all get together and play Liza tag?
To make math more sexy, be like Marilyn Monroe: Sum like it’s hot.
NED: Will Schwarzenegger be re-elected in California?
ED: Yes – he’s the two-terminator
Who’s gonna do The Daily Show? Jon’s too hurt.
Mike Sorrentino got a boob job. How do I know? Well, let’s just say I keep a breast of The Situation.
How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuingĀ an eggs-accretive order.
To reduce the numbers of hours people waste watching award shows, many governments are imposing Oscarity measures.
Garry Kasparov‘s favourite wood is chestnut.
Eminem came on stage and the audience was rapped.

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