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I hallucinated that I threw Mr. Poitier off a bridge. I should never have dropped a Sid.
Surprisingly good at tennis is Eddie Vedder, but Roger is even Federer.
There is no truth to the rumour that Vanna White was found dead, disemvoweled.
It was recently discovered that spearfishers are gay. Because they Lance Bass.
When rocker Jagger yawns, the Earth shakes. It’s a sighs Mick event.
Shania does her thing and Shania’s estranged husband does another and never the Twains shall meet.
Rowan Atkinson refuses to do nude scenes, due to insecurity over his pale complexion. He wrote about it, in fact: The Unbareable Whiteness of Bean.
After the Statue of Liberty was stolen, David Copperfield was put on trial to be judged by his peers. But he was found not guilty, as he was a con juror.


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