As she’s watching the paparazzi ruckus from heaven, I’m sure she wished to have been Princess Die-anonymously.
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Tina Turner’s youngest daughter has already been called to the bar. She’s a teen attorney.
Hear that you can place bets in Vegas about celebrity pregnancies? Just check the ovary/undies!
Is Rowan Atkinson’s career over yet? They should call him Mr. Been.
How does ‘Father Earth’ dance so well?
Well, he’s a scientist, so he uses an Algoreithm.
The weirdest celebrity Christmas ever was when Eminem sang in reverse and then disappeared. He un-rapped his presence.
Who was the murderer in Celebrity Clue? A: Reese, Witherspoon.
Did you know about P. Diddy’s record? He spent a few years in J-Lo. Then he left, because he didn’t want to be friends with Bennifers.
It was recently discovered that spearfishers are gay. Because they Lance Bass.
Why can’t J-Lo complete the purchase of her house?
Cuz she’s always in ass-grow.