Why can’t J-Lo complete the purchase of her house?
Cuz she’s always in ass-grow.
Why can’t J-Lo complete the purchase of her house?
Cuz she’s always in ass-grow.
Imagine the puns if Clinton were president. They would be Hilary US.
Bjork is Bjust a Bjig Bjerk.
What does Pat Sajak say in a pet store?
“Would you like to buy an owl?”
I hallucinated that I threw Mr. Poitier off a bridge. I should never have dropped a Sid.
Which member of the royal family collects photos of fat women?
Charles, aka The Prints of Whales.
Hear the new Christian rock parody album? The Gospel Accordion to Weird Al.
Why did Britney’s suicide attempt fail?
Because Kevin Fed her line.