When my girlfriend stepped on a landmine, she became my maim squeeze.
The king who was usurped by a werewolf was definitely throne for a lupus.
When Dracula took the stand, the prosecutor probed quite personally into his undead lifestyle. The lawyer for the vampire objected, however. “Your honour,” he said, “council is bleeding the witness!”
Does the Bride of Frankenstein have to deal with monstruation?
How do you brooch the subject?
Stick a pin in their I!
Who do they call when a demon needs a personal trainer?