When Dracula took the stand, the prosecutor probed quite personally into his undead lifestyle. The lawyer for the vampire objected, however. “Your honour,” he said, “council is bleeding the witness!”
Does the Bride of Frankenstein have to deal with monstruation?
The ghost of John Paul II is in a Vatican horror movie. They’re calling it Pope-a-Haunt-us.
Did Count Dracula purchase his castle legally?
No – as a vampire, he was undeed.
How do you brooch the subject?
Stick a pin in their I!
Who do they call when a demon needs a personal trainer?