Did Count Dracula purchase his castle legally?
No – as a vampire, he was undeed.
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(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Midget horror movies are rarely grew-some.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Can I borrow your zombie?
ED: Of course.
NED: Thanks. I’m forever in your dead!
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!
(7 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When Dracula took the stand, the prosecutor probed quite personally into his undead lifestyle. The lawyer for the vampire objected, however. “Your honour,” he said, “council is bleeding the witness!”
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...Who do they call when a demon needs a personal trainer?
The exercist!
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