Trying to kill a vampire? Don’t make a miss stake!
horror
The ghost of John Paul II is in a Vatican horror movie. They’re calling it Pope-a-Haunt-us.
Midget horror movies are rarely grew-some.
NED: Can I borrow your zombie?
ED: Of course.
NED: Thanks. I’m forever in your dead!
If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!
Who do they call when a demon needs a personal trainer?
The exercist!


