Cannibals just e-man-ate something unusual.
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Soviet cannibals preferred dining on Germans. Because they were total-eat-Aryans.
Why did the cannibal eat his wife and children?
He was familyished!
Classic Cannibal Menu:
- Smoked Salman appetizers, followed by Irish Stu, made with ground Chuck and sausage Patty; served with Trishkebobs and Eds of lettuce on the side.
- For dessert: Adam’s apple pie, and J-Lo pudding pops.
- To drink: Tina Colada or a Ron and Coke.
Little known fact: Hannibal Lecter started out in the Pizza Corpse.
Hear about the cannibal at the farm who wanted to eat his boss, but really had to pee?
In the end he chews the farmer over the bladder.
I moved next door to a cannibal. One day he came over for a bite. “Just being nibble-ly,” he explained.
Why did the cannibal look forward to his trip to Europe?
Because he had a Swede tooth.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite snack? BFF jerky.
Hannibal Lecter has an eat a face complex.