The first human to eat another human misheard their friend say, “Don’t take a big bite, but you can nibble.”
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Cannibals enjoy people from all woks of life.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Favourite spice among Chinese cannibals: Sinoman
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...What’s a cannibal’s favourite dessert? Boys n berry pie.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My niece ate my nephew. Such a little munch-kin!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Hear that they found evidence of cannibalism in the city of Lima?
Why yes – the Peruvian is in the pudding!
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...What’s the difference between a reptile and a cannibal? One’s an alligator, the other’s a leg eater.
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Favourite music of a sushi-loving cannibal: Raw Kin Roll.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Cannibals always tell their kids, “Don’t forget to eat your vital men.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What’s an Iraqi cannibal’s favourite dish?
Legs, Sunni side up!
(but what about cheese Kurds?)
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