What describes Assad as ruler? A potent hate.
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Plastic fruit will be banned at the upcoming G8/20 summits in Toronto. Officials have to secure the pear-imitator.
The Italian fascist dictator was a trivia expert: Benito Miscellany.
There’s one US State that loves Barack so much, they’re calling it All Obama.
President Ford wanted to go to China, but was accused of political Gerry Mandarin.
If the Afghan PM became a traffic engineer would they call him Amid Cars Guy?
Which president always nicknames his friends?
Dub ya!
I invited the Dalai Lama over for dinner, but he said Buddha that, which is just as well, as I’m willing Tibet you anything that he would have run a monk.
Austria started WWI because it had no Franz.
People who take flight from Cuba, never to return are known as Castro-nots.