Morgan Tsvangirai, the leader of the opposition was silenced this week because he’s in Bob’s way.
world leaders
When Obama makes decisions he is unduly influenced by his Boehner.
True story: Russia’s Vladimir Putin fell asleep while watching The Flintstones, and had a dream. When he awoke, he bought a castle in Ireland. It must have been the Blarney rubles.
Bill Clinton was definitely oversaxed.
NED: Did the Secretary of State buy a new car?
ED: Who – HondaLeasa Rice?
STATE OF THE PUN-ION
Dear Pun Gents, I’d like a pun in response to President Obama’s State of the Union speech. ~Adam, Plymouth, MA (long-time fan)
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- The President really dropped Obama last night.
- There was a lot of security in Washington for the speech. They emptied all the Baracks.
- He promises action on Steve Jobs – and with the iPad, he’s delivered!
- Why is he threatening to punish Banksy?
- He’s repealing ‘don’t ask, don’t tell.’ Finally he has his gaze on the military!
- Another foreign policy blunder: a tax credit for Somali business?
Help Adam out: Comment below with your $0.02
The Queen ordered that all the redwoods in England be cut down, because despite their height they gave very little shade. “They are guilty,” she said, “of high tree sun.”