Saddam preferred to use gas when he mustard his troops.
world leaders
They had a smoked salmon fundaising lunch for the President at which he gave a speech. It was sold out–lox, talk and Barry O.
French humour is so Sarkozstic
If you live in North Korea, don’t mock Kim Jong-il’s nuclear ambitions: it means dis missile.
Kim Jong Il is a happy fellow. He missiles while he works.
Mime Camp: Hitler’s book about his struggles in training as a performance artist.
By executive order, Russian vodka must be 50% alcohol. The proof is in the Putin.
If you touch the Queen’s head on a penny, you could be arrested; that’s what happens when you copper-feel.
Castro is getting rid of his nation’s humiliating food lineups. “Because,” he explained, “we are Queue-ban.”
Is there is no L on Earth, then Stalin would just be a stain.