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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘abraham lincoln’:

12/11/14

Abraham Linkedin was incredibly well-connected.

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08/26/14

Abe Lincoln’s famous speech to commemorate the opening of the first McDonald’s in 1863 was known as the Get-cheeseburger Address.

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03/08/14

If you get a President in your eye, it will causeĀ a blinkin’.

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10/04/12

Social network for dead presidents: Lincoln.

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03/15/12

When Lincoln freed the slaves, he was striving for social equal Abraham.

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