Horror movies make me screamish.
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(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Hear about that high-tech thriller, about a submarine crew that gets lost at sea due to extreme computer failure? It’s called DOS Boot. As the movie unfolds it’s clear that the vessel’s discipline was lax: not a mouse was stirring while some key bored personnel were in the washroom taking a FTP. The submarine was suddenly swamped by torrents of WAVs, and couldn’t make it to the dock. Windows were stupidly left open, resulting in an impossible Turing radius as they were overwhelmed by the C. It was a Unix situation, and as they twirled out into the ethernet the captain radioed the nearest B-52 Flying Fortran for help. “This hertz, Mac,” he cried. “It megahertz! I need a pier-to-pier transfer.” But due to BASIC errors and faulty navigation they could not find anchor, and crashed, leaving no possibility for a SQL.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...What movie was based on the memoirs of a college cannibal? A: The Grad u ate.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Which actor gave the most grateful Oscar acceptance speech?
T.Hanks.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Did you hear about the remake of the classic Star Wars film? It was set inside the Drug Enforcement Administration, and it was called The Hemp Pyre: Strike Match.
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...The current sub-prime mortgage crisis recalls that great comedy film, ie Home A Loan.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Footage of my colonoscopy is being made into a feature film! It should be quite the enematic spectacle.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Our favourite movie? Lethal Web Pun.
(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Even though there’s pussy galore, many men prefer to roger moore and pierce brosnan. It part of the bondage thing.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...In Macauley Culkin’s latest film, Home Loan: everyone know which villains are at default. There’s a celebration for Wall Street bankers, and they catch the bad guys at a subprime party.
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