For a film director, not being able to hire the number of actors you want is a fate worse than cast ration.
movies
Documentary of affordable Middle Eastern housing: Low Rents of Arabia.
They made a movie about life before disposable diapers, aka Cloth Encounters of the Turd Kind.
Barber Sweeney Todd never killed anyone. Those are just vicious groomers.
If Ferris were pontiff, he’d be very Pope Bueller.
Hear about the porno sequel to Disney’s Aladdin?
I’d Ream A Genie
The film about the time composer Johann Sebastian so desperately needed money, he prostituted himself?
Broke Bach Mountin’.
Afraid of the dentist? They made a horror movie about cavities, called The Plaque Hole.
Bible movie remakes? Ben Hur, done that.
Star Wars factoid: Back in college, he worked in the Imperial Pub, and was known as Darth Waiter.